Tag: adulthood

Eating Nachos on a Tuesday

Listen.  It’s not a pretty existence.  It’s crunchy and salty and messy, but fucking cheesy as hell and so delicious.   Thats my life.  But also my nacho-eating-face as I turn 34 with a tequila shot in my… Read More

Search and Rescue

Exciting things are happening!!!! First of all, I FOUND MY NOTIONS BAG!!! The yarn stash ate it.  They await sentencing for Tampering with Owner’s Sanity. Here’s a story: In sixth grade, I was voted “Most Organized” which is….shocking. … Read More